Spermicons

Okay, so this is something I thought was funny about four years ago. I may have been sniffing chocolate at the time. But I looked 'em over again today and thought ... ehh, they're so silly I might as well share 'em. I am not sure they'll look as god intended on different browsers/screens -- in particular, I have no idea whether Mac users will see something utterly weird and incomprehensible. Of course, it's very likely that they really ARE weird and incomprehensible -- for instance, even I cannot see the point of "Coiled Sperm".

Ah, the anguish of being a misunderstood artist.

SPERMICONS

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
(Basic Sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
(De Gaulle sperm)


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^O
(coiled sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@
(sperm attack)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%
(sperm looking sideways over its shoulder)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~X
(cross (i.e., angry) sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:-)
(happy sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$
(mercenary sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$
(sperm bank)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BC
(old sperm)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ZZZZZZZ
(sleeping sperm)